Before we begin,

I like to thank all of these government pigs.

That helped grow a society,

And drove us far from reality.

These government pigs

has saved us from terrorism,

and fought modern communism.

Built a religious war over money and goods.

Killed hopeless civilians

when nobody would.

Started world war three in a peaceful nation.

Even destroyed the church

that held your salvation.

Oh how the stars fall

and the stripes fade

with these government pigs in office today.