Little Billy
Little Billy ate a mouse
in the basement of his house.
His pet turtle stunk like cheese
The smell made people wish for a breeze.

The next day Little Billy rode on a plane
He saw an old man holding a cane.
Little Billy hit the man with a baseball bat
and magically the man turned fat.

The plane was supposed to land in California
Instead they had a crash landing in Georgia.
Little Billy proclaimed “I can lead you to civilization!”
Instead he lead them to starvation.

Little Billy had a mediocre life
until a man stabbed him with a knife.
Then they realized his life wasn’t very good
and some said he died the way he should.

Cafeteria Food
Monday we’re having ketchup and rice.
It tastes like freeze dried beans and ice.
Some of the lunch ladies are mean and nasty
Does anybody know Butch Cassidy?

Tuesday it’s orange soda flavored grape
with a square piece of an ape.
The ape is coated with cheese
“My gosh it killed Bobby!” said Tommy Squeeze.

Wednesday’s dish isn’t surprising
As the lunch ladies say “Doesn’t it look appetizing?”
Anyway, it’s garlic and wholesome oats
freshly chewed by a goat.

Thursday it’s mustard and peaches
the drink is cleaning liquid, it bleaches!
I’d rather go home to eat my lunch
or better yet stay home and brunch.

Friday is the worst of all.
Grime fresh from the bathroom stalls.
Well the week is over just for now
Next week I’ll pack for sure, that is my vow.

The Monster Under My Bed
There’s a monster under by bed
He’s really friendly, I call him Ted.
We play games like Checkers and Bingo.
We once played charades, he was a flamingo.

This poem is short I want you to know
I have a night light that always glows.
As old as I get, I’ll never forget, the monster under my bed.
Ted!