Old Dale Earnhardt, let me tell you what,

you think you’re fast , well really you’re not.

Got a little Tinktink on all fours,

can unplug things and open doors.

Quicker you can close this or that,

she’s coming around the curve for another lap!

Mario Andriette with pampers on,

you can hear her coming and then she’s gone!

Now PawPaw ain’t as fast as he used to be

and this little thing ain’t even using her feet.

Hold on now I’ve got to go,

 she’s done found the flush handle on the commode!