Is Granny as innocent as she seems?

Or is she up to shenanigans and schemes?

When the lights go down at nights,

Does Granny go out and  show her heavenly sights?

Many have said they have seen her in ungodly places,

and her name keeps cropping up everywhere,

Could it be someone’s using her digits with a flair?

The truth is,

Granny’s never been a Stripper and wouldn’t even know where to begin,

Her favorite dance move is the funky chicken,

So if that’s considered tantalizing and exotic,

The world’s gone mad and extremely moronic.