Party Animal Springs Into Action With Prediction
Ski area operators and snow plow companies say:
Peter Pan used to sew his shadow on. Why doesn’t the groundhog try that?
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The USO is thinking of sending
Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Kesha, Cher,
David Hasselhoff and the Terminator
to entertain the troops.
The president also has other ideas
to promote world piece, I mean, peace.
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In a gesture of good will
Obama is flying Punxatauney Phil
by Air Force One to Syria and then to
to North Korea.
If he sees his shadow
he gets to eat lobster.
If he doesn’t—well, don’t ask.
His body double
(he’s been cloned many times)
is already in Iran.
The government there
is keeping it secret
depending on what he sees
on February 2.
It’s a good thing
there’s a large
Image via Wikipedia
supply of groundhogs.
My Grace Park Photo On Wikipedia (Photo credit: kk+)
Then, Obama plans to send Phil, who saw his shadow in 2012, to China, India, Iraq and Afghanistan.
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