Grumpy

Bo Jack Russo on Aug 15, 2011

That sounds like me…

I am grumpy

I am old

I am dirty

I smell like mold

Nice big butts

Make me nuts

Where I live

The street has ruts

I have a cat

The cat is fat

So am I

My name is Matt

I live in a valley

It gets real hot

I blow my nose

Blow lots of snot

I hope you like this stupid poem

The halls of Triond I must roam

I can not leave

I can not part

Without telling you

To kiss where I fart

So once again

Onto separate ways

This silly site

Is full of gays

Some good some bad

Depends on the days

So I must wait to see

If this will publish

Because after all

That is my wish.

Cheers and nonsense to you all

~Bo Jack~ There is no substitute

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Comments (7)

Bo Jack Russo on Aug 15, 2011
Holy poop it worked!!
Bad Marble on Aug 15, 2011
Wisdom…
BradONeill on Aug 15, 2011
poe and shakespear would both fart in approval.

as for me I find this offensive and juvenile .

I also found shakespear juvenile.

oooo big words that rhyme about damsels too dumb to realize that her suitor isn’t really dead. yea genius in tragedy, comedy in double entendre.

Poets are so over rated. He was probably gay, and gay for a fat guy who farted a lot.
Marie Milton on Aug 16, 2011
At least it’s not in Hebrew, lol.
The New Improved Bo Jack Russo is now in action! Yeeeaaaahhhhhhhh!
observer1 on Aug 16, 2011
welcome back. . . wherever you have been didn’t do a lot for you
PaulB on Sep 14, 2011
Yep. It is you. Something drew me to this. lol (No diligence involved BTW)
PaulB on Sep 14, 2011
PS – glad to see I still inspire you!

Hi there!