Haiku – The Hateful Toilet Queue

Starpisces on Jan 24, 2011

Tags: Haiku, humor, jokes, queue, Toilets

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What a long toilet queue

Not enough toilets to use

Quick, come out, will you?

Ladies suffer the most, as they cannot settle anywhere they like

What’s going on here? Unisex toilet?

Did I see wrongly, the Gents’ toilet logo?

Not only ladies have to queue, men also, but what’s going on here?

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Comments (24)

mtrguanlao on Jan 24, 2011
Lol,nice share!
BeatsMe on Jan 24, 2011
Funny pictures.
Suni51 on Jan 24, 2011
Just what’s going on here?
Sharif Ishnin on Jan 24, 2011
The stadium toilet is the most horrible place to queue. I experience that before.The fourth picture is truly what we call a public toilet.lol. It gets funnier every time.
Brenda Nelson on Jan 24, 2011
too funny.. now I have to pee
J M Lennox on Jan 24, 2011
I think my worst toilet experience was when the door lock jammed and I couldn’t get – out! Thanks for the memory Star – lol!
albert1jemi on Jan 24, 2011
Thanks for sharing
Kate Smedley on Jan 24, 2011
That is so so true! So funny as always.
Jewelstar on Jan 24, 2011
I hate using a public toilet, but at times, I’m forced to and can’t help it.
Val Mills on Jan 24, 2011
You’ve got to be quick and get there first!
Darla Cooke on Jan 24, 2011
Nice haiku!
PR Mace on Jan 24, 2011
I hate to stand in line for a bathroom. Fun post.
Eunice Tan on Jan 24, 2011
I also hate to queue for toilet.
Yovita Siswati on Jan 25, 2011
hillarious!!
LCM Linda on Jan 25, 2011
Weird scenes and interesting haiku. Enjoy reading very much.
papaleng on Jan 25, 2011
I can’t relieved myself in public toilets.. ha.ha.ha.. very funny.
papaleng on Jan 25, 2011
I can\’t relieved myself in public toilets.. ha.ha.ha.. very funny.
Michal Dorcak on Jan 25, 2011
Haha, very funny.
Jimmy Shilaho on Jan 25, 2011
What? You have an eye for humor or should I say…
jemialbert on Jan 25, 2011
thanks for sharing
CA Johnson on Jan 25, 2011
LOL! This is so funny. It makes me think of when I have to go to the bathroom when I out and it is always crowded.
gaby7 on Jan 26, 2011
Let there be no stomach upset at all, otherwise such a serious toilet scarcity amidst high demands could breed a lot of embarrassment across the gender divide! Has it occurred to you how embarrassing it is to see a heavily bearded man at the far end of the queue mess up his suit because he could not get to the loo in time?
SharifaMcFarlane on Jan 30, 2011
I hate those long lines.
wonder on Feb 1, 2011
A lesson on self control.You are great.

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