It’s Thanksgiving day and and everybody
is about to eat,

I hope you brought a dish, or at least
wiped your feet!

Because last year you cane over and
didn’t bring a thing!

And when we shared thanksgiving songs
you had the nerve to sing!

Why didn’t you bring some turkey, a
Butter Ball would be fine,

instead you brought a pint of mad dog
20/20,fool that ain’t no wine!

And whats that in your pocket?…you
brought some Tabasco sauce!

You must plan on eating some collard
greens,chitterlings or ham hocks!

And is that your girlfriend hanging on
your sleeve?!

With her hoochi momma dress on and $30
dollar weave!

Looking like she came out the streets
after turning a trick or two!

Wearing cherry flavored lipstick and
wearing high heel shoes!

Looking crazy at everybody like she is
queen for the day!

If you ask me, she’s ugly as hell! And
I hope you brought some hay!

You need to calm your self down and
your hoochi momma too!

And come back in about 2 days,by that
time we should be through!

Because we don’t need no freeloaders
eating up all we bring!

So good-bye you cheapskate and happy
Thanksgiving!