Here we have another week gone by,
with MPs arguing on issues why oh why!

when we read and listen to the news.
Of course all are entitled to their views.

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You hear odd accusations across the house
While some are asleep like a door mouse,

with the sounds of Nay! Ye! and Barr!
when less serious issues come from afar

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the speaker might find talking very hard
alas the sounds of animals from the farm yard

To what views and opinions they have in jest,

it is only really in their own interest.

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The public voice their own opinions

through the election by their millions

One who has faith who they voted for

may get in through that number ten door

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but will the voters get what they wish

or what we have now I ought to finish

Or what I say may lead to slander

although I know I am a true England-er

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But for what this Government has done

in that big building down in London

Education, Employment, Finance and Crime

has been but a farce for a very long time

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Accusing each other of financial wrong doing

while claiming expenses with us all losing

I cry because I can’t laugh much more

the MP at the front has started to snore

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