I think my heart’s aching,
I think it’s breaking,
‘Cause I saw you with that Japenese man,
Tonguing your tongues, seeing that ruined my plan.

But now we’re engaged, and for some weird reason, I believe it,
If this doesn’t happen, I’ll be okay, I won’t throw a fit,
At least not while my fair maiden is looking,
But then I look at my new girl, and she’s super fine; cookin’.

She’s the most beautiful catch in the world,
Without her, it makes me want to hurl,
She’s the light that guides my every move,
I just hope she never disapproves.

To gingerly touch our fingertips when our hands unite,
It’s like the greatest feeling in sight.
She’s the most perfect girl, I want to always be with her,
She’ll always be the girl I’ll prefer.

Her gentle french voice that speaks to me,
Is the the most magnificient sound; I guarantee.
There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for her- the beautiful girl.
The girl that has eyes that shine like pearls.

The love of my life, the key to my soul,
The girl who’s lips taste like a yummy cinnamon roll.
My fair maiden, who I would do anything for,
My beautiful ______, that I would always adore.