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Have you been to Heartburn Alley?

It’s not a fun place to go.

Just eat some spicy food,

And it’s on with the show.

Five burritos should do the trick;

Add spicy meatballs  and pepper that is red.

Watch steam come out of your eyes

As you wish that you were dead.

Your stomach will do backflips.

You’ll feel faint and rather queasy.

Drink lots and lots of water.

Go to bed and take it easy.

In the morning, you’ll feel better

The heartburn shall be gone.

You’ll feel a whole lot better.

No go outside and mow the lawn!