Here they come to the podium,
They have something to say,
They’re going to tell us everything is wrong,
There’s panic in the streets,
And our bank accounts have disappeared,
It’s a recession, no we’re recovering,
But today it looks more like depression,
Bring out the heads,
Put them on the television.

Here they come to the podium,
They have something to say,
They’re going to tell us everything is just fine now,
We have fixed everything,
Your bank accounts were used to do this,
There’s still a depression but it will be easier,
Thanks to your forced cooperation,
That’s what the heads told us,
They put them on television.