Heroic Boast

Ladies and Gents, please rise for

It is I, most majestic of all runners, elitist of my kind,

Guardian of all that is fast, the renown prince of distance,

I am the fastest Olympian of the 1500m sprint,

World Record holder of the 1600m run,

Running record rival of famous Hichman the furious fast fiend.

Competitor of competition, I have battled it out with the most Godly

Left my fate with the rulers of above,

Ran through injury and sickness,

Only always to come out on top,

Victorisly setting me aside from all those who stand in my way,

I am mankind’s finest,

I am perfection!