My right big toe is acting up again, which I guess is caused by the new trainers I bought. And then there’s …
My pet rabbit, Peter, he’s escaped once again. It’s all my fault for allowing him to watch The Great Escape movie over and over – I reckon he thinks he’s Steve McQueen. And also …
Never attempt to stick back the piece of broken tooth with the Superglue – trying to explain to the ER doctor what happened is very difficult with your lips bonded together.