Hey there Rooney! – another one of my poems

Hey there Rooney!

Watchoo like in Manchester City?

You just got thumped

I do have some pity

I know what it feels like

To live in a caravan

With all the cockroaches beneath your bed

And a half-dead man

You’ve put England in Roo-ins

It ain’t a good hit

And now you say you’re dead

Eating bread and butter– Oh Shit!

How’s your life going?

With all that mowing and a saucepan

I bet there’s one wheel missing

In your golden-haired caravan

You score a goal! England takes it in

You miss it, and into the dustbin!