A little fun with haikus and cartoons – enjoy

CAREER CHANGE FOR PETER
Peter Piper changed
 His mind, no longer picking
 Peppers but pockets

SPIRIT OF KERMIT
Kermit leaps in grass
Is that a toad with Piggy
Irish frogs envy

Mmm Humpty
Humpty Dumpty was
Pushed it wasn’t my fault but
Scrambled eggs taste good

TASTE LIKE CHICKEN
Cluck if you need to
Deep fried in fresh cooking oil
Barn yard pimp no more

BREAKFAST HOG
Bacon fries in its
Own grease and it smells tasty
Hey where is piggy

SPONGE IN PARADISE
He lives under the
Sea, Bob is his name and he
Loves  his Pineapple

DORA NEEDS FOOTWEAR
Dora has no shoes
On her feet maybe she can
Possibly wear Boots

FLDizzle

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Comments (4)
  • crazylegs189 on Jul 10, 2009

    cool haikus…..interesting and funny!

  • OhSugar on Jul 11, 2009

    Click! I like it, too.

  • fldizzle on Jul 11, 2009

    Thanks, just having a little fun with the haikus!!!

  • S~Blak on Jul 13, 2009

    I like dat!!!!!!!

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