I am a cowgirl,

What are you?

I like cowboys,

Some hippies, too.

Hippies are fine,

Except they make me mad.

Cowboys are great,

Except they make me sad.

Some hippies are bad, because

They’re on dope.

Cowboys are glad,

Because they have their “cope.”

Cowboys never touch dope,

And hippies never dip cope.

Sometimes there is a hit and pow,

That’s the difference between them now.

Hippies are called head dopes

Because all they do is mope.

Cowboys dip their cope

So they never get tagged a dopes.

I would date a guy who dips cope,

But never, ever a guy on dope.

Take my advice,

Choose a nice clean cut guy not on dope.