I want to hate you
cuz I know you’re not my type.
It’s not a big deal
that you put up with my hype.
I smile when you smile
and you laugh at my bad jokes.
It’s a shame to realize
that this is just a hoax.

I want to stay here
and I know that you will go.
I’ll move along just fine
cuz I’m not one to follow.
You think one day
I should meet your folks.
But they’ll be sad to know
that this is just a hoax.

I want to push you away
cuz I’m scared to get too close.
I hate how you know things
that no one else knows.
Time to walk away
as the world explodes and smokes.
It’s been real, it’s been fun
too bad it was just a hoax.