Home is where the flirt is

In my ideal house

Still where his soiled shirt is

But he’s just asking for a healthy douse

Where the bills are sent

Because we both have jobs

And where my obedient gent

Compliments my youthful bobs

I’ll deliver on my contract

When i”m practising at work

But my whole life is abstract

And home appreciates my quirk

In a way that supports my deeds

And keeps my needs in check

Because he understands my faithful steed

Comes first in a two-pile wreck