Cthulhu awoke within the murky depths

To enslave the globe would bring him much mirth

The world was unprepared for his conquest

Insanity would soon cover the earth

In the Oval Office sat Obama

He could not let this monster rule the world

He went and saddled his magic llama

And rode to fight with his banner unfurled

Two great powers on the battlefield fought

Cthulhu summoned the gibbering dead

Destruction was the thing Obama wrought

So in the end the Elder-Being fled

The Nobel Committee was quite impressed

And pinned a medal to Obama’s chest.