This guide will show you how to get girls…

OK first from my perspective you can’t get a girl because your looking at this! Only losers will look at this… I’m not even kidding… Just ask her out i mean c’mon whats the worst thing that could happen? just ask her out i promise you’ll do fine! If you’re going for marriage than i can’t hel you there. But I know what girls want, and they want bravery, courage, and bad boys. I prefer girls with brown hair, I don’t know why but i do. Now make me a sandwhich or go to bk and buy one for me for helping you out i just want a fricken sandwhich! Thats all thanks for watching. PS: make me a sandwhich! Oh but i’m not done yet i like chicken and mcdonalds. Yea im fat you got a problem then go to jail i don’t fricken care so get me a sandwhich and some chicken and some mcdonalds and put it in a blender… With some lard it will make grey and brown stuff so i want you to eat it.  Cause i’m fat i’m fat ya know it… Cause i’m fat im fat shamon.!

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