If you came up to me in the middle of the street and asked me if I knew anything about self publishing on the Kindle, I would probably ask you another question in reply, maybe something such as “Who are you?” or “Why are you talking to me?”

On the other hand, I might actually answer your question and explain that I do in fact know how to self publish on Kindle, and I would be happy to show you my secrets. Of course, in this unlikely event I would have to be drunk, so make sure you only ask me on weekdays between 1pm and midnight.