Make sure you can manage the weight
Remember to keep the back straight
Then lift slow not quick
That should do the trick
You’ve just learned to pick up a date

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  • lovebytes on Jul 31, 2012

    Bro! That chic is hot…..good one…

  • Kharla Jolly on Jul 31, 2012

    LOL My Mom makes some wonderful Christmas cookies, with her dates! Thanks, for a funny share, I really enjoyed it

  • Kharla Jolly on Jul 31, 2012

    P.S. Mom picks up her dates in the bulk food department of our local grocery store

  • girishpuri on Jul 31, 2012

    useful one …lol

  • smokychristine on Aug 1, 2012

    Clever twist.

  • Jswana on Aug 1, 2012

    Very funny as well. I like this. :)

  • waflay on Aug 1, 2012

    Very wise advice.

  • observer1 on Aug 2, 2012

    brilliant stuff – that will fool a few!

  • Derdriu on Aug 2, 2012

    Martin, HaHaHaHaHaHaHa! I like the double entendres!
    Respectfully, and with many laughs and thanks, Derdriu

  • Kristie Claar on Aug 2, 2012

    Haha! Love it!

  • joanofark on Aug 4, 2012

    So sweet x

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