How to Pick Up a Girl – Guaranteed Method (Limerick)

Martin Kloess on Jul 31, 2012

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Limerick.

Make sure you can manage the weight
Remember to keep the back straight
Then lift slow not quick
That should do the trick
You’ve just learned to pick up a date

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lovebytes on Jul 31, 2012
Bro! That chic is hot…..good one…
Kharla Jolly on Jul 31, 2012
LOL My Mom makes some wonderful Christmas cookies, with her dates! Thanks, for a funny share, I really enjoyed it
Kharla Jolly on Jul 31, 2012
P.S. Mom picks up her dates in the bulk food department of our local grocery store
girishpuri on Jul 31, 2012
useful one …lol
smokychristine on Aug 1, 2012
Clever twist.
Jswana on Aug 1, 2012
Very funny as well. I like this.
waflay on Aug 1, 2012
Very wise advice.
observer1 on Aug 2, 2012
brilliant stuff – that will fool a few!
Derdriu on Aug 2, 2012
Martin, HaHaHaHaHaHaHa! I like the double entendres!
Respectfully, and with many laughs and thanks, Derdriu
Kristie Claar on Aug 2, 2012
Haha! Love it!
joanofark on Aug 4, 2012
So sweet x

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