roses are red

violets are black

why is your chest

as flat as your back?

roses are red

violets are blue

ill sneeze in a bucket

then launch it at you!

roses are red 

violets are pink

when i do a fart

it will really stink!

roses are red

violets a black

pull down your pants

ill whack in my sack!

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little did i know

there were three weeks to go

i put on a show

and gave it a blow

out came a duck

black and sore

i said who the fuck are you?

its the man from next door.