Husband:’ Good evening dear. I’m logged in.

Wife: Have you got the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or file name.

Wife: But I told you in the morning.

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

Wife: What about new TV.

Husband: Variable not found.

Wife: At least, give me your credit card. I want to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing violation. Access Denied.

Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or you just being funny.

Husband: Too many parameters.

Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.

Wife: you are seriously nut.

Husband: By default…

Wife: What about your salary?

Husband: File in use. Try after sometime.

Wife: Who was in the car this morning?

Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL ALT DEL to reboot.

Wife: What is the relationship between you and your receptionist?

Husband: Only men in my WRITE group.

Wife: What is my value in the family?

Husband: Unknown Virus.

Wife:  I will leave you forever.

Husband: Close all programs and log out for another user.

Wife: It is worthless talking to you.

Husband: Shut Down.

Wife: I’m going.

Husband: It’s now safe to turn off your computer.