The jokes are only funny
Whenever they’re all on me
Things are gonna get interesting
If that’s how you’re gonna be.
The thing I hate the most
Is how you don’t know what to do
When the tables suddenly turn
And the jokes are all on you.
You brought this on yourself
By getting in my face
You think what I said was bad
That was just a taste.
You don’t know what I can do
And you don’t want to find out
When I’m mad I make you cry
Instead of scream and shout.
My feelings are all out
Except one tiny little bit
And that’s the fact I hate you
You stupid freaking hypocrite.