A man tells a woman that he is a rock. Humorous dialog.
“I am a rock.”
“No you’re not.”
“I am hard. I am a rock.”
“No you’re not.”
“I am solid. I am hard. I am a rock.”
“You’re not a rock.”
“I am heavy. I am solid. I am hard. I am a rock.”
“You’re being ridiculous. You are not a rock.”
“I am immovable. I am heavy. I am solid. I am hard. I am a rock.”
“For the last time, you are not a rock.”
“I am thick headed. I am immovable. I am heavy. I am solid. I am hard. I am a rock.”
“Well yes, you are thick headed. Perhaps you are a rock after all.
“I was just kidding. I’m not a rock.”
“No, no. You most certainly appear to be a rock. It was my mistake.”
“But, but…”
“No buts, you are a rock. Well, I’ve got to run. See you later rock. Just remember to Rock on.”
“Very funny. You’re a real comedian.”
“That’s high praise coming from a rock. Bye!”
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