If I called you, would pick up the phone?

If I called you, would you talk to me?

If I called you, would you answer me?

If you called me, would I pick up the phone?

If you called me, would I talk to you?

If you called me, would I answer you?

If I called you, would I know what to say?

If I called you, would you let me hear your voice?

If I called you, would you care to hear my voice?

If you called me, would you know what to say?

If you called me, would I let you hear my voice?

If you called me would I care to hear your voice?

If I called you, would I be afraid?

If I called you, would I start crying right away?

If I called you, would my heart break?

If you called me, would I be afraid?

If you called me, would I start crying right away?

If you called me, would my heart break?

If you called me, would you be afraid?

If you called me, would you start crying right away?
If you called me, would your heart break?

If I called you, would you be afraid?

If I called you, would you start crying right away?
If I called you, would your heart break?

I could call you, you could call me.

You do not call me, I do not call you.

I could call, you could call.

I do not, you do not.

Maybe I did call and you did not answer.

Nor did you return my message.

The girl that answered just giggled and said

She was your wife.  Touche.