I get a lot of Hondas and new chargers around my city trying to race my Mercedes Benz. They never beat me unless I don’t feel like it. Not even the drug dealer’s Acuras can take my Benz, so I rarely speed unless I see a jerk flying from behind me and I show them that, though Honda makes a reliable car, Hondas feel faster then are, Chargers look faster then are, and few dodges do well under high speeds. Mercedes on the other hand controls ever so smoothly at speeds of 160 and up. My favorite maker is Audi, though.
I drive
Really really
I drive
Really really
I drive really fast
If you don’t like the way I drive
Then you can kiss my ass
My turn radius, is ridiculous
So I drive really fast
Get out of my way, or I’ll ruin your day
With a finger as I pass
Don’t play me, I buy Mercedes
That’s why I can drive fast
You can tell your friends, about the fucking Benz
That passed you really fast
I’m sure passed the 160 on the dash
‘Cuz I drive really fast
Horsepower 300
You feel it I punch it
Trying to keep up
AND I FUCKING LOVE IT
Yeah I drive
Really really
I drive
Really really
I drive really fast
If you don’t like the way I drive
I’m too far to hear your sass
I drive
Really really
I drive
Really really
I drive really fast
Oh, shit that was a cop I pass
Let me let up off the gas
I got a lot of tickets, so many fucking tickets
But still I drive so fast
SO GET THE FUCK OUT MY FUCKING WAY GRANDMA
OFF YOUR SIGNAL IF YOU’RE GOING STRAIGHT GRANDPA
YOU CAN’T PASS ME IF YOU DRIVE ANY FUCKING HONDA
IF YOU’RE SMART YOU WOULD KNOW IT FROM MY FUCKING EMBLEM
Oh, American made
Oh, how much I prayed
You’re worth the money they paid
Instead of worthless and less for the trade
SO WHEN I DRIVE BY
GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY
‘CUZ
I drive
Really really
I drive
Really really
I drive really fast
If you don’t like the way I drive
Then you can kiss my ass
not my car
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