I get a lot of Hondas and new chargers around my city trying to race my Mercedes Benz. They never beat me unless I don’t feel like it. Not even the drug dealer’s Acuras can take my Benz, so I rarely speed unless I see a jerk flying from behind me and I show them that, though Honda makes a reliable car, Hondas feel faster then are, Chargers look faster then are, and few dodges do well under high speeds. Mercedes on the other hand controls ever so smoothly at speeds of 160 and up. My favorite maker is Audi, though.

I drive

Really really   

I drive

Really really

I drive really fast

If you don’t like the way I drive

Then you can kiss my ass

My turn radius, is ridiculous

So I drive really fast

Get out of my way, or I’ll ruin your day

With a finger as I pass

Don’t play me, I buy Mercedes

That’s why I can drive fast

You can tell your friends, about the fucking Benz

That passed you really fast

I’m sure passed the 160 on the dash

‘Cuz I drive really fast

Horsepower 300

You feel it I punch it

Trying to keep up

AND I FUCKING LOVE IT

Yeah I drive

Really really   

I drive

Really really

I drive really fast

If you don’t like the way I drive

I’m too far to hear your sass

I drive

Really really

I drive

Really really

I drive really fast

Oh, shit that was a cop I pass

Let me let up off the gas

I got a lot of tickets, so many fucking tickets

But still I drive so fast

SO GET THE FUCK OUT MY FUCKING WAY GRANDMA

OFF YOUR SIGNAL IF YOU’RE GOING STRAIGHT GRANDPA

YOU CAN’T PASS ME IF YOU DRIVE ANY FUCKING HONDA

IF YOU’RE SMART YOU WOULD KNOW IT FROM MY FUCKING EMBLEM

Oh, American made

Oh, how much I prayed

You’re worth the money they paid

Instead of worthless and less for the trade

SO WHEN I DRIVE BY

GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY

‘CUZ

I drive

Really really   

I drive

Really really

I drive really fast

If you don’t like the way I drive

Then you can kiss my ass

not my car

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