I sat upon a stone cold wall

Where once an egg did sit

But, it had fallen loud and hard

Upon the ground, it split

I stared down to the falling place

Where Humpty’s life was fried

As all those men just couldn’t help

So Humpty Dumpty died

If he had known that I was there

Then another seat he’d take

But, I was there so way before

And determined Humpty’s fate