Frustration when you need to release your urine.
(totally fiction for your entertainment)

I got to pee! I got to pee! so get out of my way; you’re blocking my movements and I need not to stray. I can’t hold it because I’m on needles and pins, and clenching my cheeks while I’m holding it in.

Maybe it’s the fluid pills that I now have to take, or maybe it’s just a medical mistake. I refuse to wear pampers that’s made for the old, not wanting to hear that crunching sound and obvious noise.

I don’t want that bulge in the back of my pants, when others will stare at me and take an additional glance.

I got to pee but I need to move quickly, before the urine runs down my legs and my clothes becomes sticky.

Yeah I’ve pissed in my underwear a couple of times, some from coughing but not all of the time.

The worst that could possible happen I guess it would be, I would have to wash my clothes obviously. So once more get the heck out of my way, stop playing and trying to make me stay. Lying on the floor and blocking the door, stop trying to play me because I can’t take much more.

I really have to pee and this isn’t funny at all, keep messing around then I’ll piss on the wall.  I’ve pissed outside and I’ve pissed under a tree, I’ll piss anywhere and don’t care who will see.

I’m not going to bust my bladder trying to hold it in, when I say I have to go I’m not trying to pretend.

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  • yes me on Jun 27, 2010

    Well I’m just glad you didn’t need a number two cause all that ryhmes with is PHOO…. a good write for those with the dilemma
    of irregular bladders…. hope you made it in time Terry. cheers

  • Snooky on Jun 27, 2010

    Been there I hate to say too many times &
    been forced to use words for which
    there are no rhymes.–loved it.

  • Starpisces on Jun 27, 2010

    cute poem.
    after reading, I suddenly feel like running… to a small room….

    okay, now I’m back… clicking “liked it”.
    :)

  • Tina Cassello on Jun 27, 2010

    This was a quite daring admission. I often hold mine too and have sometimes been unable to contain it. More often though I dribble.

  • wonder on Jun 27, 2010

    Its not funny, but true.Well shared.

  • CHAN LEE PENG on Jun 27, 2010

    That was sorry to hear that but you made the whole piece sounded “u are emergency” to clear out that stuff..great post. thanks and liked it.

  • heidiefernandez on Jun 27, 2010

    A good post!!! It whistle and it blows!!!
    It is a fact….!!!

  • nutmegeyes on Jun 27, 2010

    What a crazy idea to write about…but I found it to be hilarious…the part about pissing on yourself when you cough is so true…so is this poem fiction or is it really non-fiction? Keep up the good work.

  • Tulan on Jun 27, 2010

    LOL, girl when you gotta go, you gotta go.

  • Tom Woodside on Jun 27, 2010

    That is funny. Thank you! lol

  • giftarist on Jun 27, 2010

    It’s an emergency. :)

  • J M Lennox on Jun 27, 2010

    Yep – that’s it in a nutshell. Well done!

  • Poo in Love on Jun 28, 2010

    Ha ha ha ! Hee hee hee!
    I don’t how many times I’ve been in that situation !

  • Temjen Imchen on Jun 28, 2010

    Entertaining! good one!

  • Nosa on Jun 28, 2010

    With a little doubt,I think this is worth sharing because I find it very funny-From the begining I could just picture you telling someone to get out of the way…”Hey,make way! make way! can you even hear me…Get out the way,I GOT TO PEE!
    Nice share,Thanks. Now I’ve got go,…no,I mean I got to pee…ciao

  • flowerrose on Jun 28, 2010

    You have some very interesting poem. continue
    cheer

  • Chryslis on Jun 28, 2010

    You bet everyone must have had such situations. Well thought of poem written very well.

  • Atanacio on Jun 28, 2010

    very well written ahh piece?

  • LoveDoctor on Jun 28, 2010

    You are too too funny! That reminds me, I have to go pee. LOL.

  • CA Johnson on Jun 29, 2010

    This is really funny. You wouldn’t believe how often I would have felt this way. LOL!

  • LiteraryPrincess on Jun 29, 2010

    Old school here….oOoOoh my gosh, Becky! Did you have to let the world know? Wow, I haven’t read a poem like this in a long time. Thanks for the share. I laughed, I did.

  • Carolina Girl 50 on Jun 30, 2010

    No one can hear when nature call YOU…Very Good

  • nutmegeyes on Jul 1, 2010

    Hehehe…..now you made me have to pee…..(bye)….dribble,dribble,dribble.

  • Woman II Woman on Jul 3, 2010

    Too funny!

  • Kristie Leong MD on Jul 4, 2010

    I love the topics you choose. Very original – and you write beautifully. :-)

  • mo hoyal on Jul 5, 2010

    You nut! Very funny, very true. Even with a bladder suspension, things often go awry for me too!
    Love sent your way!

  • carissimi on Jul 15, 2010

    funny!

  • gaby7 on Aug 7, 2010

    Quite hilarious! But I agree, But i know a careful analysis of this post would expose one to the deeper meaning of this fiction! I liked it!

  • Kaye TM on Aug 29, 2010

    haha cooool! a poem about PEE

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