I heart New York Criminal Defense Attorneys,

I think they’re lots of fun,

I heart New York Criminal Defense Attorneys,

This is why I married one.

I love their big words and their legalese,

And the way they cite cases,

With the greatest of ease.

They’re not afraid to get their hands dirty,

And head off to jail,

Compared to New York Criminal Defense Attorneys,

All other lawyers pale.

Their confidence is a big part of their draw,

They’re the rogue heroes when it comes to the law!