I Know Everything

Jerry Bradford aka Jerry Atrixx on Oct 12, 2010

Tags: arrogance, joke, knowledge, lighthearted, Poetry, Whimsical

A whimsical poem (inspired by maeraquel)

I know everything, you know…what I mean?

I mean I really know everything YOU know, and then some so including what is in between

In truth what I don’t know,

I will one day know so I can confidently claim to know it all

The land of eternal knowledge is as they say just a stone’s throw

away

This is something I have personally seen

Is there anything worth knowing that I don’t already know?

In fairness if my brain gives out then maybe in the future; but not today

Would I want to learn whatever I don’t know now then?

I may

but for right now, I already know what I need to know

However I cannot tell you, for the space is too cluttered in your cranial bungalow

You will have to trust me.

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Comments (17)

Adrn0919 on Oct 12, 2010
Very nice, good writing style. Thank you
Jerry Bradford aka Jerry Atrixx on Oct 12, 2010
Thank you for reading me and enjoying me. I appreciate the support Adrn0919.
AshleyApathy on Oct 12, 2010
different.
LadyElena on Oct 12, 2010
Lovely Poem – If you know everything, then give me the lottery numbers that will win on UK Lottery this weekeknd. lol
Jerry Bradford aka Jerry Atrixx on Oct 13, 2010
Ashley, it is a joke, not meant to be taken seriously at all. In reality I know very little

To believe otherwise would only result n disappointment.
Jerry Bradford aka Jerry Atrixx on Oct 13, 2010
Only if you share 50/50 Lady Elena….

When you win I can trust you to send my share right?
CC23 on Oct 13, 2010
my space is not cluttered. you can tell me and i would like to know, too. =)
LadyElena on Oct 13, 2010
50/50? Done deal Jerry. I’ll make sure you get your share before I fly off to my Private Island in my Private Jet.
Jerry Bradford aka Jerry Atrixx on Oct 13, 2010
Hushi you are funny! Thanks for commenting!
Jerry Bradford aka Jerry Atrixx on Oct 13, 2010
Wire transfers work best Elena.
LOVELYHONEY on Oct 13, 2010
ur one of ur own kind gr88888888888888888
Jerry Bradford aka Jerry Atrixx on Oct 13, 2010
Thanks LH
Jessie Will on Oct 14, 2010
Nice one! The more you know the more you discover that you don’t know – don’t remember who said that, either Socrates or Plato.
Poetic Enigma on Oct 14, 2010
Very interesting. I like your style, and your poem.
Jerry Bradford aka Jerry Atrixx on Oct 14, 2010
Thanks bunches Jessie and Enigma.
Cynthia Bartlett on Oct 20, 2010
different and that’s not a bad thing.
Jerry Bradford aka Jerry Atrixx on Oct 21, 2010
Not one of my favorites and some didn’t get that I was completely kidding.

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