Another tongue in cheek one.
Image by infomatique via Flickr | Quite Frankly My Dear I Couldn’t Give a Damn
I love shirking responsibility,
“I Didn’t Do It” is my middle name,
I couldn’t care a fig what you think,
For me life’s simply a game.
A game I choose to play in,
Ignoring my fellow souls,
For I love ignoring my duties,
That’s for the very old.
Yes, Sir, I love to,
Igonore the tasks at hand,
I’d prefer instead to be ruling over this goddam land.
For me it’s eveyone elses’s fault,
For serious they choose to be,
For I’ll do simply as I please,
Ignoring responsibility.
I love turning a blind eye,
To graft and theft and greed,
For eye will always deny it,
As money grows on trees.
And whilst we are talking environs,
Well littering is something I enjoy,
For we off to hell in handbasket,
Mother Earth; simply my toy.
No – don’t attempt to stop me,
On my hapenstance way,
For if you ask me to help you,
I’ll reply, “I’m BUSY today.”
The moral of this whisper,
Is not to get upset,
But listen to guys like me instead,
And burn, and take and wreck.
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