I think we had a good time
When we all went out last night
But my head’s a little fuzzy
And my eyes can’t stand the light

I think there was some laughter
But to be honest I can’t recall
I’m finding it quite difficult
To think of anything at all

I expect we did some singing
To the music in the bar
Well my throat is really hurting
Like I’ve strained my voice too far

I’m sure that there was dancing
‘Getting down’ into “the groove”
Cos my feet and knees are killing me
And I really cannot move

I’ve no doubt that we got through
A sea of wine and beer
I have a sinking feeling some of it
Is about to reappear…

I’m not sure I went backwards through a hedge
While we were out
But my hair is tangled, full of knots
And I don’t think I’ll get them out

I’m certain that my body
Has somehow turned to lead
Cos I’m having far too much trouble
Getting out of bed

I think that I can make it
To the kitchen, if I crawl
I need a cola and a tablet
Cos I don’t feel good at all

But I think we had a good time
When we all went out last night
I’ll ask them when I see them again
In the bar
Later on
Tonight