Men always get the best cars. Women make do with the car that can be used for everything.
It really seems quite remarkable
How strange some men can be,
For if wives want a change of car
We have to have something that will …
Take us camping,
Do the shopping,
Deliver the kids
To where they need dropping,
Take the rubbish
To the dump,
Not lose stomach
When it hits a bump,
Not need cleaning,
Go well in the rain,
Take the whole family
On a holiday in Spain,
Be cheap on petrol,
Can carry both dogs,
Even cart home
A trunk full of logs.
Why can’t they look at their wives and see
That most women want what they do
A smart and attractive motor
That’s impractical, gleaming and new
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