Your love for me is like a red, red, rose. Full of greenfly and gets up my nose! You only want  me when you have no other. You cuss and swear like a ruddy trooper. You act the big in front of mates, couldn’t care less if you forget a date. Now I’ve had enough, I want out. I’d rather go out with a trout! Just like you it’s mighty fishy, but unlike you tis kinda pretty.

You are so ugly,  you are so vain, you will call this verse a tad insane. For you will think that I am joking when I say your singing’s shocking. You make no rhyme when quoting verse, you make no sense when quoting reason. Your very being to me is treason. Now for one last time I  beg your pardon, as I ask that you date some other most unfortunate person!