A man in a marriage bureau entered,

Aiming to marry and get registered,

The lady on the desk,

Smilingly asked,

What qualities you want in your bride?

The man pondered and then replied,

I want my lady to be the most beautiful,

Her hair should be as long as Rapunzel,

Like a diamond, her eyes sparkle,

To a rose, her lips resemble,

Her teeth remember one to glittering gold,

Her hand a soft touch when hold,

As Thumblina, she should be innocent and nice,

As Cindrella, she should be smart and wise,

Her complexion should be as Snow white,

That would definitely be my Mrs. Right,

The lady on the front,

Smile, and said with a blunt,

I am obliged that you came here,

But I think you need a psychiatrist, Sir.