Seal of the United States Internal Revenue Service. The design is the same as the Treasury seal with an IRS inscription. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

IDES OF APRIL (TAX DAY)

Oh, no, the day approaches!

The day that I fear and dread,

Seems I can’t get far away,

I still hear their thund’rous tread;

It’s the Ides of April come,

And I still don’t like to pay,

But that won’t stop them coming,

They are coming anyway;

What do you do in this case?

Just obligatory bound,

Pay the bastards through the mail,

Or they’ll send you their hell hound!

SRR April 13, 2012