if cats and dogs could walk on two legs,

or one,

they would be like me,

just the same and nothing more

if cats and dogs could lay white chicken eggs

(a ton)

they would likely see

just the same and nothing more

if cats and dogs were as smart as i,

or you,

they would surely conquer the world-

yes that is right of course of course

if cats and dogs could make apple pies,

or stew,

they would eat and eat until they hurled-

yes that is right of course of course