Effectively the reasons why I am not and never shall be the King of France.
If I was the King of France
I’d send out a proclamation
Putting taxes on croissants
And piss off the Gallic nation
I’d start a reign of terror
Such as the country has never known
Lock dissidents in wine cellars
And make them fear for their escargot.
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