What I would do as president.

As president I would get rid of the IRS and replace
it with a national sales tax.
I would get rid of all those burdensome environmental
regulations that put such a strain on our economy.
I would legalise prostitution because its none of
the governments business what people do with there
bodies
I would demand the oil companies were allowed to
drill were the oil was at because that would greatly
reduce the price of gas.
I would get rid of this endangered species list nonsense.
I would put our country first and stop sending our
hard earned money to other countries.
I would end spending tax money on stupid projects
that do nobody any good.
I would tell AL Gore to shut his fat rich butt up
and stop telling other people what to do.
I would see to it the press stopped spreading all
this global warming nonsense.

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