If You are Cheap

mmblxbx on Apr 1, 2009

A poem.

For those who are cheap.

If you are cheap,

You buy a 60 minute/month cell phone plan.

If you are cheap,

You buy used books for one cent a piece.

If you are cheap,

You use public restrooms everytime.

If you are cheap,

You refill your ketchup bottle at McDonald’s.

If you are cheap,

You watch public TV that doesn’t even require an antenae, just a power plug.

If you are cheap,

Do not take offense, you just save money better than everyone else

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C A Johnson on Apr 1, 2009
Great job! LOL! I would love to find the used books for that much.
blessed71588 on Apr 1, 2009
Im guilty i have filled my ketchup bottles up once or twice
Ori Sonata on Apr 1, 2009
That remind me of a manga titled Hagemaru. That family is as cheap as you can get
Jeffrey B. Merrow on Apr 1, 2009
im busted im cheap good write
Daisy Peasblossom on Apr 1, 2009
It’s been a while since I pocketed condiments at restaurants; but I do remember those days. I got a good chuckle out of this one.
Edward J Rodrigues on Apr 1, 2009
that was cool…
those who are cheap also pack food at a wedding to eat at home…
George W Whitehead on Apr 2, 2009
I’m so cheap, I smoke a cigarette until I get ash on my teeth!
papaleng on Apr 2, 2009
if you are cheap then you’ll buy your clothes at Ukay-Ukay. LOL
Sam T on Apr 2, 2009
Interesting…
and in the age of recession, it is good to be cheap…Thanks for sharing……..
Darla Cooke on Apr 2, 2009
Great poem!
muffinminx on Apr 2, 2009
Guilty.. I always take the sugar home from coffee shops…. and I don’t even take sugar…

Great poem.
kate smedley on Apr 3, 2009
Lol, funny poem!
clay hurtubise on Apr 3, 2009
lol, I think I need to cheaper!
Thanks,
Clay
J.L. Eck on Apr 3, 2009
I thought I was cheap. Now I’m only frugal!
starrlove9 on Apr 6, 2009
LOL….this made my day…I’m not cheap lol
Faye Grey on Apr 16, 2009
love it!
ashleycollier on Apr 23, 2009
sounds like my girlfriend

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