I want that shoe,

I think I will have the laces to.

It’s right in my view.

If I sneak and crawl,

no one will hear me at all.

It’s better than my squeaky ball,

that shoe may not bounce of the wall.

But to rip and tare is the most fun of all.

I only took one,

I never touched the other one.

But I still got a smack on the bum,

I roll on my back so my master can stroke my tum.

My master is no fun.

so that shoe was not mine after all,

I got sent to my bed.

I run under the table with shouts of naughty puppy in my head.

I am in the dog house,

as quite as a mouse.

Oh look a shoe,

I want that shoe.

Think I will have the laces to,

it’s right in my view.

Think for today I will just play with my squeaky ball.

Before I drive my master up the wall.

They wont be pleased when they find were I let myself be relieved.

Behind the couch I had to squeeze.

I know they won’t be pleased!

But what could I do,

I had to poo.

I did it out of view,

just like that silly shoe.

Another smack is on the way,

I hope they don’t find it today.