Insensitive guy gripes about his blind date.

Blind date boogie,

Nothing to lose,

Except a pair of my

Blue suede shoes.

Chariot awaits her,

Actually her Porsche,

Here she comes.

She looks like a horse.

Got to ditch her.

Got to think fast.

On her neck

She has a rash.

Her face is all pimply.

Her teeth are bright yellow.

And she has body odor.

I am a poor fellow.

Curse this blind date.

Oh great, she has a glass eye.

Boy am I a loser

And that’s no lie.

You may call me insensitive,

But I’m one heck of a guy.

Say why did you throw that

Pie in my eye?

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  • coffeeadict on Feb 14, 2011

    Macho man in action. Irresistable.

  • tankermone on Feb 14, 2011

    …she had a strange resemblance,
    to some cat named Frankenstein…
    lo

  • tankermone on Feb 14, 2011

    …she had a strange resemblance,
    to some cat named Frankenstein…
    lol

  • real lady on Feb 14, 2011

    Yeah, I think you are insensitive. :)

  • webseowriters on Feb 14, 2011

    Thanks 4 sharing this unique touch

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