There were three young women of Birmingham,

And I know a sad story concerning ‘em:

They stuck needles and pins

In the reverend shins

Of the Bishop engaged in confirming ‘em.

—Gilbert K. Chesterton.

A few years ago Henry James reviewed a new novel by Gertrude Atherton. After reading the review Mrs. Atherton wrote to Mr. James as follows:

“Dear Mr. James: I have read with much pleasure your review of my novel. Will you kindly let me know whether you liked it or not?”

Sincerely,

“GERTRUDE ATHERTON.”