I won a million pounds last night
I really cant’ believe it
It came to me via email link
So I clicked to retrieve it
Apparently I’m lucky
One of the chosen kind
I didn’t even enter
So it has blown my mind!
It seems that all I need to do
To lay hands on my stash
Is give them all my details
And I’ll have it in a flash
The fact it’s in a currency
Of cash I do not know
Does nothing to discourage me
Or question con or pro?
A millionaire? I’m speechless!
I can’t believe my luck
I clicked reply and sent two words -
Off, preceded by…
Dedicated to Mr Gatuso Bird and friends, who constantly email me with offers of millions of dollars in exchange for my bank account details and other personal information.

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