M was the mastermind behind the plot,
She trusted and loved James Bond a lot.
He was to her the great 007,
The one who helped her reach seventh heaven.

She trusted and loved him like he was honey,
He said things to her that was very funny.
She had her as her secretary,
Yes her name was Moneypenny.

She was but a shrewd contriver,
The secret force of her network driver.
She was the one who assigned him the task,
He in turn would do anything she’d ask.

She used to mock and jeer at him,
Laugh and joke and even sing a hymn.
She used to pray for him through night and day,
Hoping against hope he would be hers someday.

He was but the lady’s man,
His lofty moves were his acumen.
He used to have a lady at each port,
To satisfy his need and give him support.

Till one day he watched the Phantom of the Opera,
He saw his lovely damsel from afar.
He chased and followed her with lights flashing,
Only to tell her that she looked smashing.

She stood there staring at him blushing,
While he looked on his bad ways flushing.
He resolved to make her his girl someday,
But did he know that the day was today??

He was rocking,and they were flocking.
But time was clocking, he was docking.
He was flying to the arms of Moneypenny,
His naughty Stranger his Lovely Honey.

By Anisha Achankunju (C) 25th January 2011