I started a new job today. I was getting tired of just sitting around and besides, I needed the pay. It’s nothing glamorous and not too exciting, but the house is looking poor and needs new siding. I’m not a lawyer or a actor, just need the money to buy new tires for my tractor. I don’t clock in because there are lives to save. It’s not very dangerous so there’s no need to be brave. I just go to work and do my job, so come payday, I’ll be living high on the hog.

                                                                                                                                             David Parris