Well who’s going out?…its Saturday night!!?

To act like a fool and end up in a fight?!

Drive likes theirs no tomorrow and have some fun,

Smoke some kush till they see the sun!

Drink a little Barcardi and mix it with rum,

Drink a bottle of Hennessy until it is done,

Get so twisted that you cannot drive,

Not only drive in one lane but try all five!

Get pulled over by the cops you see!

”How many drinks you have?” you say “three!”

Well I’m going to have to give you a sobriety test,

So walk this line and try to do your best!

I want you to say the alphabet from A to Z,

And if you can’t do it, just follow me!

Ok officer I’ll do the ABC’s!

That should be very easy…hummm..lets see!

ABCDEFG……..KKKK…………………LMNOP!!

Oops! I think I missed a few letters man!

Can I try to walk that line, I know I can stand.

Whoa! A little to the left, and a little to the right!

I think I had too much weed, I’m high as a kite!

Well im going to have to charge you with a D.U.I.

Because your drunk as hell and I sure know why!

I need you to put your hands behind your back,

I have a pair of hand cuffs where your watch is at.

Next time maybe you will get someone else to drive,

Because you won’t make bail till a little after five!

Your car will get towed, and you’ll pay some hefty fines!

If you got some warrants then you’ll do a little time!

Next time you go to the club and drink,

Instead of getting in trouble, maybe you better think!